October 2011
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Go Back to the Fucking Shire.
It’s been quite some time since I’ve been on here, and since all my hipster ass friends are all about Tumblin and shit, I’m getting back on this pony.
The other night I had an interaction with a young lady that I still can’t decide if I feel bad about. I probably kind of do, but oh well, shit happens when you’re going hard in the paint. So I’m outside at my...
March 2010
2 posts
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A Public Apology To The Fat Couple
This is my formal apology for my drunken behavior at a Chic-Fil-A towards the fat couple I harassed.
Now I know that sounds horrible but I feel like if I tell you its an apology you can take the situation a little less seriously. It was a Saturday morning and after a long night of drinking at my friend Chris’ lake house, I woke up with an odd thirst for more beer. In a morning drunk stupor I...
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A Short Motivational Story About Losing Your Pants
There are some mornings in college when you wake up and the last thing you want to do is go to class. Then there are the mornings when you wake up and you’re in a field in just your underwear and you don’t have the slightest clue how you got there. Most of my mornings seem to fall into the latter category.
One of my first college parties ended up exactly as you imagined, with me in...
February 2010
3 posts
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Craigslist Adventure!
The internet is in fact the greatest thing ever created. Without it I would’ve never gotten roofied and not had a great story to tell other people’s kids when the subject of trusting strangers came up. I had been saving money for months to pay for my spring break vacation to Las Vegas. Making money the conventional way just didn’t get me the funds I needed fast enough. Who...
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A Post Regarding Oral Sex
All men like blowjobs. Of course there are the ones that lie about how much they love blowjobs because they’d love to let people around them think that they have:
A) some sense of false morals regarding women
B) luv 4 my moralz *STAYIN PURE*
C) I really can’t think of any other reason a guy would lie about blowjobs except for maybe they smell like shit and that makes them nervous...
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shut your fat fucking mouth
i’m gonna tell stories here. you can decide if they’re real. hint: they fucking are.
syffm.